Certified. Artisanal. Absolutely ridiculous.
The gift for people you love, people you tolerate,
and people who desperately need to be told something. 🌈
Small batch · Ethically overthought · Mindfully packaged · Radically unnecessary
For the person who needs a little reminder that life is, occasionally, absolutely wonderful.
For the special someone in your life who needs a firm but loving nudge back to reality.
The most diplomatic way to tell someone to absolutely, completely, and immediately stop talking.
Sunshine. Puppies. Fresh sheets. Hot chocolate. Not getting stabbed. Rain on a tin roof.
Shaking a newborn baby's hand. Hot donuts. New book smell. Pillows. Proving your spouse wrong.
An unexpected kiss. Quick internet. Red wine. Hugs. Music. Freshly baked bread.
Your uncle who no one liked being hit by a car and leaving you his vintage car collection.
Spontaneous laughter. Clicking unsubscribe. Getting retweets.
When someone cancels plans you didn't want to go to anyway.
The smell of rain on hot concrete. Old people holding hands. Dogs that wag their whole body.
An unexpected quirky present in the form of a jar of happiness.
Share the love. Buy a jar of happiness-infused happiness for someone who needs it and we will love you.
(Also a vanilla scented candle. Like your dead gran used to love.)
This certifies that the bearer has received a genuine, artisanal, completely made-up dose of happiness and is hereby required by no law whatsoever to feel at least slightly better about everything.
From concept to jar — a deeply intentional journey
We think carefully about who in your life is currently the most in need of a candle and a nudge.
Premium candles are selected. The jar is sourced. The label is printed. This is genuinely the whole process.
A label is applied. By a machine. But we prefer to say "by hand" because it sounds considerably better.
Your jar embarks on a deeply intentional journey toward the recipient. Via standard post.
Genuine reactions from real humans (probably)
"I sent this to my sister and she cried. I consider that a complete and total success. 10/10 would make cry again."
"My brother needed to be told to harden up. I couldn't say it myself. The jar said it for me. We're speaking again now. Kind of."
"Bought this for my colleague who won't stop talking about their podcast. The message was received. The podcast was not cancelled. But there is hope."
Pick a person. We'll match them to a jar.
Soft and funny. The funny mom gift she'll actually keep on the shelf — way better than another bouquet that dies in a week.
→ Jar of HappinessThe funny Father's Day gift for a dad who complains about everything. Ships fast in the USA — beats yet another tie.
→ Jar of HTFUThe single best Secret Santa gift under $20. Lands the laugh, fits the budget cap, gets passed around the office until New Year.
→ Jar of STFUThe jar people steal. Funny enough to win the room, real enough that the winner actually wants it.
→ Jar of STFUThe funny gift for guys who take themselves too seriously, complain about cardio, and own a foam roller.
→ Jar of HTFUThe funny office gift that makes a point politely. Slide it on their desk. Walk away. Smile to yourself.
→ Jar of STFUSending a grad off into the real world? A jar of bottled happiness beats another generic "congratulations" mug.
→ Jar of HappinessBeats a fruit basket. Funny enough to make them smile in the hospital bed and useful long after they're back on their feet.
→ Jar of HappinessHe's about to spend 20 years complaining about lawnmowers and the news. Get ahead of it.
→ Jar of HTFUThe end-of-year teacher gift that doesn't get re-gifted. Same goes for nurses, therapists, and anyone in a hard job.
→ Jar of HappinessLands the joke, doesn't ruin the cake. Pick the jar that matches the birthday person's personality.
→ Pick a JarThe funny passive-aggressive gift that says "I love living with you BUT." Without saying it.
→ Jar of STFUThe questions people ask before clicking "buy."